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I used to like to customize the sounds on my PC so that when my computer woke up, instead of the usual Microsoft tones, it would say "I Have Awakened".  When I opened something, I'd use the swish of the Star Trek doors and stuff like that.  There's a bunch of little clips that you can use to substitute the starndard sounds on your PC if you ever want to nerd out like I do.

Star Trek 1
 Part one of a bunch of sounds from Star Trek (18 zipped clips) Lots of beeps and tweeps and computer voices....perfect for your computer if you're a Trekky.
Star Trek 2
Part two of a bunch of sounds from Star Trek (18 zipped clips)
Star Trek 3
Part three of a bunch of sounds from Star Trek (18 zipped clips)
Star Trek 4
Part four of a bunch of sounds from Star Trek (25 zipped clips)
Affirmative 
Starship Enterprise computer voice.
Ahem
 A polite "ahem"....
Answer in 10
  Computer voice saying you'll have your answer in 10 min.
 AsUWish
Battlestar Galactica Cylon voice "as you wish"
Awakened
I have Awakened!
Badges
We don't need no stinkin badges...
Beef 
Where's the beef?
Begins
Babylon 5...."And so it begins"
Bidding
Star Wars..."What is thy bidding my master?"
Button
Loonytoons......
Bweep
"Lost in Space" sound effect
Candothat
Homer Simpson..."computers can do that?"
Closing 
Computer voice saying "closing"
Comply
Computer voice saying "Unable to comply"
Connect 
Sound of a modem connecting.
Connected
Computer voice saying "you're connected"
Cool
Just like it says.....
Curly
Three Stooges "Wiseguy"
Crashkill
I think this is from Logans' Run
Danger
Lost in Space robot voice
Dare you
Female voice saying "how dare you"
Deadjim
Doctor McCoy says "he's dead Jim"
Deny
Computer voice.."access denied"
Destruct
"Thank you for pressing the self destruct button"
Destruct 
"This tape will self destruct....etc."
Drums
Drum roll
Dying
A painful sound
Error
Babylon 5.....fatal error
Explode
Battlestar Galactica sound effects
Failure
Cool Hand Luke...."failure to communicate"
Flush
The obligatory toilet bowl flush
Golf
Sound of a golf club being swung
Halleluia
Chorus
Hal
2001...."just what do you think you're doing"
Hearthat
War Games...."sorry to hear that"
Houston 
Houston, we have a problem
Huh
Huh???
Imtelling
 I'm telling..
Important
Lost in Space robot....."is this important?"
Laugh 
 Lost in Space robot laughing
Launch
Computer voice..."launch in progress"
Mkmyday
Clint Eastwood's famous line
Moron
"You Moron"
Negative
Computer voice..."negative"
Not complete
Battlestar Galactica Cylon.."information not complete"
Notenough
2001.....Hal says he don't have enough information
Noproblemo
The Terminator...."No problemo"
Playgame
"Shall we play a game?" 
Question 
Lost in Space robot....."questions, questions"
Ready 
Computer game voice..."I'm ready...are you?"
Redalert 
StarTrek, next generation...red alert sound.
Resistance 
Borg..."resistance is futile"
Rimshot
The obligatory rimshot
Rodney
No respect
Roger
 "Roger that"
Screwey 
Elmer Fudd....."There's something screwy around here"
Shutdown
Computer voice.."initiating shutdown sequence"
Shut up
 Shutup.....
Sorry
 2001...Hal's sorry
Sorry 
Lost in Space....Robot's sorry
Special
Church Lady..."isn't that special?"
Sw1
Star Wars...."use the force, Luke"
Terminate
The Terminator...."I'll be back"
Threat 
Bevis and Butthead..."are you threatening me?"
Tohuman 
2001...Hal thinks it's computer error
Tzshort 
A few bars from the Twilight Zone
Uidiots
All you of earth are idiots.
Unable
Computer voice.."unable to comply"
Virusdnld
Babylon 5...Sherridan saying something
Wait
2001...."just on moment please"
Whatidiot 
Someone thinks you're an idiot.
Whip 
The sound of a whip cracking
Working 
Star Trek Computer voice.."working"
Warning 
Lost in Space....Robot..."Warning, warning"
Yourang 
Lurch from the Addams family.."you rang?"